When my wife says that I shouldn’t try to fix things around the house, it’s more than just a suggestion - she means it. I started putting together my son’s crib in my wife’s first trimester. It lay in pieces on the floor until a week after my son came home from the hospital. My mother-in-law was the one who finally put it together.
Needless to say, when I told my wife I wanted to order cable through Dish Network, she simply pointed out that my mother-in-law wasn’t in town to hook everything up. I couldn’t argue with that. I knew I couldn’t figure out where to hook up all the wires and cables and plugs for the boxes and then set up the remote control. No way. So I sat back and waited for my mother-in-law to call.
When my wife told me that Dish Network was offering free installation, I couldn’t believe it. She said that as long as I didn’t order any extra sports channels, I could go ahead and order it. I couldn’t dial the phone fast enough. If I didn’t have to install the equipment, there was nothing that could keep me from it. The prices are low, there’s a discount the first few months, and they have a ton of great movie packages and a sports package as well. And thanks to Dish Network, I can have all this without having to deal with my mother-in-law.
Of course I also ordered the Sports Package. Don’t tell my wife.